You Might be a Disney Dork if

You Might be a Disney Dork if...

You have a bedroom totally done in Disney and its not your kids

You own more disney clothes than non-disney

You know how to make this....ºoº

You get a job at the disney store just to get the discount

You set your alarm clock to get up in time to call when the dining line opens to book Cinderella's royal table on the 60th day out.

You tell the dining agent what she is supposed to tell you

When you call for a reservation you tell the agent you have 2 adults 1 junior and 1 child

Cast members know you by name

You have a reservation for the millenium. All you could get was a campsite...you dont even own a camper.

You spell your name with Disney character names D for Dopey etc...

You forward this to 5 or more fanatics who have disney in their name and you didn't have to use the member directory.

You call Disney Employees Cast Members

You don't need to ask a Cast Member where the closest bathroom is.

Your friends ask you where the closest bathroom is.

Other guests ask you where the closest bathroom is.

Cast Members ask you where the closest bathroom is.

You can get from Splash Mountain to Space Mountain in less than 10 minutes during the 3:00 parade On Easter Sunday Without using the Tunnels.

You call the tunnels "utilidors"

You miss Mission to Mars.

You remember "If you Had Wings" and can still sing the song.

You know all the words to "It's a Small World", not just the Chorus...In all The different languages.

You can name the seven dwarfs.

You can name the seven lands in WDW Magic Kingdom.

You can name the seven daughters of Triton.

You just went to a Disney Trivia Book to look up the answer to the last question and you knew which one to look in.

You know where more than 10 hidden Mickeys are.

You think Walt is frozen in a block of ice on the second floor of the castle.

You know he is.

You ever spent more than $250 on a piece of Disney Merchandise, That originally sold for $5.

You have all 101 Dalmation Happy Meal Toys from McDonalds.

You constantly correct people when they spell "101 Dalmatians" with a letter "O" in it.

You went across state lines to get them.

You can name the 11 countries around World Showcase, In order.

You have ever seen both Illuminations and Fantasy in the Sky on the Same night... From inside both parks.

You have never been to a Disneyana Convention, but You're saving up to go.

You have a favorite room at one of the Disney Resorts.

You have a favorite room at ALL of the Disney Resorts.

You think that staying on Hotel Plaza Boulevard isn't close enough to Parks.

You have never waited for the next Monorail so you could sit up front.

You never waited more than one Monorail so you could sit up front.

You don't ride the monorail unless you sit up front.

You can tell the difference between riding in one the outside elevators and one of the inside elevators when riding on Tower of Terror, Before the first show scene.

You can call out which direction the train is about to go when riding Space Mountain, From the back seat, With your eyes closed.

You can recite the Haunted Mansion spiel.

You can recite the Jungle Cruise spiel.

You can recite the Backstage Studio Tour spiel, The old one.

You know that the fan blowing in your face at the end of the Fantasia scene in the Great Movie Ride represents the tornado carrying you into OZ, Without an Imagineer telling you.

You have ten or more Disney sites bookmarked

You belt along to "Energy," "Laughing Place," and "O Canada" (to name a few) while blasting your official Disney attractions soundtracks tape in your car, With the windows down, With other people in the car.

You've said Walt is God - and meant it.

You cry like a baby every time another Disney vacation has come to an end.

You have a special Disney fund in the bank for future trips.